As many of you know, J is a huge talker. (We've no clue where he gets it from.) We were in the car today and, like always, he starts with the random, off the wall questions.
J: "Mom, do vampires explode?"
Me: "Huh?"
J: "Vampires. Do they explode when they get in the sun?"
Me: "No, vampires aren't real."
J: "I KNOW they aren't real. But if they were, would they explode in sunlight?"
Me: "No, I think they turn to dust or something. But they aren't real."
J: "I KNOW! Do they turn into bats?"
Me: "No, bats turn into vampires. So, yeah, I guess they do. Never mind. But they aren't real."
J: "I KNOW, Mom! Do they have blood?"
Me: "I assume."
J: "Do they die?"
Me: Sigh. "No, because they are already dead."
J: "Can we talk about something else?"
Me: "Why? What's wrong?"
J: "Cause this is freakin' me out, man."
Boy keeps me entertained!
2 comments:
Oh, I love that boy. He's too much. He and Big Man are a pair.
I can just picture his face and how big his eyes probably were when he said it was freakin him out! :)
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