I lay in bed this morning during the pre-dawn hours and snuggled with my littlest one and thought to myself, "What if volcanoes were actually dinosaur dung that has petrified and penetrated to the earth's surface to cause it to explode liquid, hot magma at a moment's notice?" I'm pretty sure I'm on to something here, people. Who needs scientists when you have the kind of breakthrough dreams that I do?
On another note, I bought a new weed eater yesterday because I am a bit weed-eater challenged when it comes to the gas powered ones. I know you are thinking to yourself, "Why would such a strong, independent, empowered woman have issues with a gas-powered weed eater?" Well, that would be because I am a wuss. I lack the upper body strength needed to hold the thing upright long enough to keep it going. Pretty sad, eh? So I bought one with a rechargeable battery pack. Anyone that knows me knows that if I were to try a electric one with an extension cord, the results would be bad. I would end up tripping on it, weed eating myself or one of the innocent children that are running about. We should just stop the carnage before it begins. Wish me luck on my endeavor today. I look forward to a well manicured lawn this afternoon right before the torrential downpours that are forecasted.
Oh, I'm also dying my hair today. Same boring old mousey brown, but this time I am putting in purple highlights. Sounds punk-rock, huh? Nah, I'm a mom so it will be a tasteful purple, I assure you. Again, wish me luck. If I screw this one up, that's a problem.
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It is not mousey brown, it's an awesome brown, so did we decide what we're piercing or tattooing :P
Thanks Erica! And nope, not yet!
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Piercing, tattooing and hair dying, oh my! :P I wussed out of the tattoo idea. I just might take your explanation of volcanoes to J. He asked me the other day what made them explode.. lol.
Ah, the volcano thing makes sense, doesn't it? ;)
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